An open message to Target:
- Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in the open during Halloween.
- Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in an aisle where someone can put it on without being detected.
- Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a 17 year-old can get his hands on it.
- Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a father can bet his 17 year-old son $5 to put the Chicken Suit on and take a lap around the entire Super Target…
to the glee of little children yelling, “Mom… look… it’s a Chicken Man!”. - Please put away the Chicken Suits. Unless you want a 17 year-old’s father to laugh so hard he could die of a heart attack as his son is flapping his Chicken Suit arms and running down the front of the store.
Target, please lock up the Chicken Suits.
Thanks,
Doug
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He probably made a better chicken than the guy who stands outside the carpark in the city every morning handing out leaflets. Yup – dressed in a chicken suit.
I’m hungry …
That is AWESOME. There has to be video for this?!?!?! Please Bill, say you were able to get video for this?!?!?
Are you the father of a seventeen year old in a chicken suit who made the children laugh with glee, Douglas? That’s better than Santa Claus!
Yes, I am the father. That was my son, Bill.
🙂
I would have enjoyed seeing it. My oldest boy wouldn’ve been up for a chicken suit, but not the other two.