Target, Please lock up the Chicken Suits

An open message to Target:

• Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in the open during Halloween.
• Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in an aisle where someone can put it on without being detected.
• Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a 17 year-old can get his hands on it.
• Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a father can bet his 17 year-old son $5 to put the Chicken Suit on and take a lap around the entire Super Target…
  to the glee of little children yelling, “Mom… look… it’s a Chicken Man!”.
• Please put away the Chicken Suits. Unless you want a 17 year-old’s father to laugh so hard he could die of a heart attack as his son is flapping his Chicken Suit arms and running down the front of the store.

Target, please lock up the Chicken Suits.

Thanks,
Doug

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