Target, Please lock up the Chicken Suits

An open message to Target:

Bill the Chicken

  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in the open during Halloween.
  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in an aisle where someone can put it on without being detected.
  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a 17 year-old can get his hands on it.
  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a father can bet his 17 year-old son $5 to put the Chicken Suit on and take a lap around the entire Super Target…
    to the glee of little children yelling, “Mom… look… it’s a Chicken Man!”.
  • Please put away the Chicken Suits. Unless you want a 17 year-old’s father to laugh so hard he could die of a heart attack as his son is flapping his Chicken Suit arms and running down the front of the store.

Target, please lock up the Chicken Suits.

Thanks,
Doug

Douglas Karr

Douglas Karr 

Douglas Karr is the founder of the Martech Zone and recognized expert on digital transformation. Doug is a Keynote and Marketing Public Speaker. He's the VP and cofounder of Highbridge, a firm specializing in assisting enterprise companies to digitally transform and maximize their technology investment utilizing Salesforce technologies. He's developed digital marketing and product strategies for Dell Technologies, GoDaddy, Salesforce, Webtrends, and SmartFOCUS. Douglas is also the author of Corporate Blogging for Dummies and co-author of The Better Business Book.

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  1. 1

    He probably made a better chicken than the guy who stands outside the carpark in the city every morning handing out leaflets. Yup – dressed in a chicken suit.

    I’m hungry …

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    Are you the father of a seventeen year old in a chicken suit who made the children laugh with glee, Douglas? That’s better than Santa Claus!

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