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Target, Please lock up the Chicken Suits

An open message to Target:

Bill the Chicken

  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in the open during Halloween.
  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in an aisle where someone can put it on without being detected.
  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a 17 year-old can get his hands on it.
  • Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a father can bet his 17 year-old son $5 to put the Chicken Suit on and take a lap around the entire Super Target…
    to the glee of little children yelling, “Mom… look… it’s a Chicken Man!”.
  • Please put away the Chicken Suits. Unless you want a 17 year-old’s father to laugh so hard he could die of a heart attack as his son is flapping his Chicken Suit arms and running down the front of the store.

Target, please lock up the Chicken Suits.

Thanks,
Doug

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Douglas Karr

Douglas Karr is a fractional Chief Marketing Officer specializing in SaaS and AI companies, where he helps scale marketing operations, drive demand generation, and implement AI-powered strategies. He is the founder and publisher of Martech Zone, a leading publication in marketing technology, and a trusted advisor to startups and enterprises alike. With a track record spanning more than $5 billion in MarTech acquisitions and investments, Douglas has led go-to-market strategy, brand positioning, and digital transformation initiatives for companies ranging from early-stage startups to global tech leaders like Dell, GoDaddy, Salesforce, Oracle, and Adobe. A published author of Corporate Blogging for Dummies and contributor to The Better Business Book, Douglas is also a recognized speaker, curriculum developer, and Forbes contributor. A U.S. Navy veteran, he combines strategic leadership with hands-on execution to help organizations achieve measurable growth.
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