Please don't leave your Chicken Suits in the open during Halloween.
Please don't leave your Chicken Suits in an aisle where someone can put it on without being detected.
Please don't leave your Chicken Suits where a 17 year-old can get his hands on it.
Please don't leave your Chicken Suits where a father can bet his 17 year-old son $5 to put the Chicken Suit on and take a lap around the entire Super Target… to the glee of little children yelling, “Mom… look… it's a Chicken Man!”.
Please put away the Chicken Suits. Unless you want a 17 year-old's father to laugh so hard he could die of a heart attack as his son is flapping his Chicken Suit arms and running down the front of the store.
He probably made a better chicken than the guy who stands outside the carpark in the city every morning handing out leaflets. Yup – dressed in a chicken suit.
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He probably made a better chicken than the guy who stands outside the carpark in the city every morning handing out leaflets. Yup – dressed in a chicken suit.
I’m hungry …
That is AWESOME. There has to be video for this?!?!?! Please Bill, say you were able to get video for this?!?!?
Are you the father of a seventeen year old in a chicken suit who made the children laugh with glee, Douglas? That’s better than Santa Claus!
Yes, I am the father. That was my son, Bill.
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I would have enjoyed seeing it. My oldest boy wouldn’ve been up for a chicken suit, but not the other two.