Content Marketing

Target, Please lock up the Chicken Suits

Douglas KarrOct 02, 2006

1 minute read

An open message to Target:

Bill the Chicken

Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in the open during Halloween.
Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits in an aisle where someone can put it on without being detected.
Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a 17 year-old can get his hands on it.
Please don’t leave your Chicken Suits where a father can bet his 17 year-old son $5 to put the Chicken Suit on and take a lap around the entire Super Target…
to the glee of little children yelling, “Mom… look… it’s a Chicken Man!”.
Please put away the Chicken Suits. Unless you want a 17 year-old’s father to laugh so hard he could die of a heart attack as his son is flapping his Chicken Suit arms and running down the front of the store.

Target, please lock up the Chicken Suits.

Thanks,
Doug

Douglas Karr

Douglas Karr is a fractional Chief Marketing Officer specializing in SaaS and AI companies, where he helps scale marketing operations, drive demand generation, and implement AI-powered strategies. He is the founder and publisher of Martech Zone, a leading publication in marketing technology, and a trusted advisor to startups and enterprises… More »

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