Marketing Isn’t Linear. It’s Celestial.

For too long, we’ve relied on spreadsheets, funnels, and timelines to explain how customers move, how campaigns work, and how data behaves. Rows and columns have become the default language of digital strategy. But they’re missing something essential: motion.
Customers don’t follow straight lines. They don’t drop neatly through funnels. They swirl, orbit, return, drift, accelerate. Their behavior is dynamic—constantly influenced by what they see, feel, and experience.
If you really want to understand what’s happening online, think less like an analyst… and more like an astronomer.
It’s time to stop visualizing data in two dimensions—and start imagining the galaxy of marketing.
The Problem with Grids and Funnels
Look at any dashboard, report, or CRM. What do you see? A grid. A table. A funnel. These tools are great for organizing information. However, they reduce behavior to static snapshots.
Funnels suggest a neat journey: Awareness, Interest, Decision, Action (AIDA). But how often do customers actually behave that way? Instead, they:
- Visit your site, leave, then return from a completely different source.
- Follow you on one platform but convert on another.
- Linger for months in silence, then purchase suddenly and disappear.
Traditional models don’t accommodate that kind of behavior. They track steps, not movement. They look at position, not trajectory.
From Flat to Galactic
Now imagine your brand as a planet. It has mass… your reputation, your content, and your product. That mass creates gravity. Some people orbit close: your best customers, loyal subscribers, and advocates. Others are further out; interested but not yet drawn in. Some fly by once and never return. Some return again and again.
This isn’t just poetic. It’s practical.
In this model:
- Campaigns are not steps; they’re nudges that change the speed or direction of someone’s path.
- Customer journeys aren’t funnels; they’re orbits that are shaped by distance, velocity, and influence.
- Marketing automation doesn’t push people forward; it adjusts their course.
- Data isn’t just what happened; it’s where someone is, where they’re heading, and how fast.
This isn’t a funnel with a start and end. It’s a galaxy—always moving, constantly evolving.
Platforms as Entire Universes
Each medium, channel, or platform you market on is its own universe with different rules:
- Google is a star system. It rewards reflectivity and relevance. Your structured content, technical SEO, and backlinks determine how brightly you shine and attract others to orbit.
- TikTok behaves like a comet belt—fast, chaotic, unpredictable. Virality here is explosive but short-lived. You may catch attention briefly, but sustaining it requires constant re-entry and reinvention.
- Email is a quiet, steady moon. The people who orbit here have chosen to. If you respect the channel and provide value, it remains stable, loyal, and generates recurring revenue.
- LinkedIn isn’t an orbit at all. It’s a network of stations, built and expanded by professionals as they move through their careers. It’s not about gravitational pull—it’s about trajectory. People migrate between roles, industries, and networks, stopping at different stations to build visibility, exchange ideas, and signal progress.
Your content, voice, and tactics must match each environment. What works in one universe may burn up in another.
A New Way to Think About Data
When we shift our mindset from databases and tables to orbits, we gain new ways to understand and act on data:
| We Ask | We Should Ask |
|---|---|
| What’s the conversion rate? | Are users accelerating or drifting away? |
| Where did this user come from? | What nudged them into orbit? |
| What’s the churn rate? | How stable is our gravitational field? |
| What’s the bounce rate? | Are users failing to enter orbit or rejecting our gravitational pull? |
| How many impressions did we get? | How far did our signal reach into neighboring systems? |
| What’s the average session duration? | How long are users maintaining orbital lock before drifting? |
| What’s our lead source distribution? | Which trajectories most often lead to capture? |
| What’s our ROI from this campaign? | How much mass (value) did this event add to our system? |
| What’s our email open rate? | Are our signals strong enough to pierce through distant atmospheres? |
| What’s our audience size? | How many bodies are caught in our gravitational field? |
| How did this piece of content perform? | Did this content increase our pull, extend our reach, or stabilize existing orbits? |
| What’s the clickthrough rate on our CTA? | Is our call-to-action acting as a strong enough thruster to shift user trajectory? |
| What’s the time to first purchase? | How long does it take for a new satellite to stabilize into orbit? |
| Are users converting on mobile? | Are we adjusting our signal strength for different atmospheres and devices? |
| What’s our monthly active users count? | How many bodies are maintaining consistent orbital engagement over time? |
Your analytics tools don’t need to change. But how you interpret them should.
The Big Shift
We’ve grown used to flat models because they’re easy to manage. But marketing today happens in motion. It’s multi-channel, real-time, and shaped by an infinite and growing number of moving parts. By thinking galactically, we regain the ability to:
- Visualize complexity.
- Plan with dimension.
- See behavior as a flow—not a funnel.
We stop asking where someone is—and start asking how they’re moving.
It’s worth remembering that when the internet was still in its infancy, it was often called the webosphere—a term that evoked something more than a web. It suggested a connected, enveloping environment, full of motion and interrelation.
Unlike a web of fixed points, the -sphere suggested a dynamic flow, with interlocking orbits of people, ideas, and platforms. It wasn’t just about being connected; it was about being in a constant relationship and movement.
That concept still holds today, only now the webosphere has expanded into a galaxy of interactions, where gravity, influence, and trajectory shape everything we measure and manage.
That shift changes everything.
Strategy in Motion: Navigating the Galaxy with Intelligence
In the galactic model, your role as a strategist isn’t to build pipelines or trap users in linear funnels. It’s to become a navigator—guiding motion, adjusting trajectories, and expanding your brand’s gravitational influence across a vast and shifting digital galaxy.
This new mindset demands a shift from static, event-based thinking to dynamic systems design. You’re not executing a series of disconnected tactics—you’re orchestrating forces in motion.
To do this well, three core capabilities must evolve:
- Build mass: Create value that attracts and retains. This means producing content, experiences, products, and interactions that add weight to your presence. Mass is what keeps people from drifting. In a noisy universe, the brands with the most mass—authority, trust, depth—pull others closer.
- Extend gravity: Gravity is your reach, relevance, and resonance. It’s not just how far your signals travel, but whether they land with enough force to affect behavior. Extending your gravity means more intelligent targeting, broader distribution, and stronger connective tissue across touchpoints.
- Guide motion: Movement isn’t random. With the right nudges—well-timed emails, personalized landing pages, behavior-based automations—you can adjust a customer’s trajectory. The goal is not to force behavior, but to gently shape it, guiding users toward deeper engagement, stronger relationships, and repeat interactions.
But these capabilities are no longer possible at scale through human decision-making alone. The complexity of the galaxy—its speed, its signals, its infinite branching paths—demands more than intuition and spreadsheets.
This is where AI and machine learning step in—not just as automation tools, but as instruments of galactic navigation.
AI helps interpret gravitational patterns in real-time, identifying which users are drifting, which campaigns are gaining momentum, and which content is altering the velocity of engagement.
Machine learning identifies hidden orbits: micro-segments, behavioral anomalies, and emerging affinities.
Predictive analytics simulate future paths, revealing what is likely to happen next and where interventions can make the most significant difference.
Personalization engines apply intelligent nudges at scale: adapting messages, offers, and experiences based on a user’s unique position and momentum.
These technologies don’t replace strategic thinking—they expand it. They give you the tools to see the galaxy as it really behaves, to visualize ecosystems in motion, and to interact with every user as if they were the only one in your system.
Conclusion: The New Cartography of Marketing
We began with the webosphere—a term that once symbolized an internet full of motion and connection. Today, that web has grown into a galaxy of platforms, experiences, users, and data points—all spinning, drifting, colliding, and evolving in real time.
Flat models can’t keep up. Funnels are too rigid. Dashboards are too shallow. Tables are too still.
To plan, predict, and personalize at scale, we need new mental models; ones that recognize gravity, orbit, influence, and motion. Ones that reflect how people actually behave in a multi-channel world. Ones powered by technology, but rooted in human understanding.
The galaxy is already here.
It’s time we learned to visualize and navigate it.


